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breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

rowling-in-the-deep:

jombre:

rowling-in-the-deep:

sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american

african european you dumb racist shit

omg

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

Scrilla on my mind. Bailey. 18. Matt <3. Soon to be MSU Spartan. I like dogs, funny stuff, and sweets. T3xT !t 0mG!